BerlinHipsterFestival2012 Sucks!

I really don’t go outside of the ring

The so called “BerlinHipsterFestival2012” won’t be outside of the ring, mainly because Berlin Hipsters don’t go outside of the ring. Exact location, though, is still unknown (maybe Neukölln). This doesn’t makes us anxious, since we can willing an Anti Festival in a matter of minutes, but we will keep an eye to sites like, which in a latest post they claim seeing more and more hipsters around Berlin.

We confess as well that we didn’t spot any possible date for the event, but sure it won’t be on the weekend -Mondays or Wednesdays are likely. In any case, we will keep an eye looking for high concentrations of cloth bags, Club Mate’s, oversized retro glasses and tattoos.

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#hipsters  #berlin  #Club Mate  #Cloth bags  #Glasses  #Tattoos 


Every hipster’s favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones.


— 2 years ago with 2 notes
#hipsters  #instagram  #berlinhipsterfestival2012 

Hipster Panic!

We have Hipster Panic of Festivals

Joop Junior - Hipster Panic

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#berlinhipsterfestival2012  #antihipstersmusic  #joopjunior 

I h♻te Berlin

I hate Friedrichshain,
I hate Prenzlauer Berg,
I hate Kreuzberg so much,
I love Neukölln.

Where’s Wedding?

— 2 years ago with 4 notes
#berlin  #hipsters  #berlinhipsterfestival2012